Joey the Half Orc Druid "Analysis Paralysis" T-Shirt

Do you struggle making quick decisions? Does it take you twenty minutes to formulate a response to an NPC's question? Is it just impossible to choose between your battle axe and your bow? Then you're in good company with Joey the Half-Orc Druid.

While a veteran adventurer, Joey is new to this whole "leading a party" thing, which can leave him adorably confused when it comes time to call the shots for his younger and more compulsive subordinates. Having the powers of nature at your fingertips isn't always enough when dealing with rambunctious youngsters eager to throw themselves into danger. 

So show your solidarity, don this vibrant piece, and keep your party in wrapped anticipation of your every move.